A Masterpiece Called Star Wars Episode 3
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A Masterpiece Called Star Wars Episode 3
1: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:47:01 ID:dkLn0PvuN
何度みてもいいな
6: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:49:24 ID:nSIJTgWXJ
I've gained the high ground!
12: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:52:29 ID:FgpuUGetX
The scene where Darth Vader's theme plays is shocking, right?
10: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:52:08 ID:E5ICwqnKZ
I recently watched the Obi-Wan Kenobi spin-off, but it was boring.
15: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:53:16 ID:dkLn0PvuN
>>10
Why did they make Leia an annoying brat...?
Why did they make Leia an annoying brat...?
51: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:05:41 ID:7JCNE82rc
>>10
Since Disney took over, their interpretation of the Force has been getting worse and worse. It's like rock magic now.
Since Disney took over, their interpretation of the Force has been getting worse and worse. It's like rock magic now.
16: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:53:55 ID:rt4HCJSow
I kinda like how most of the Jedi get instantly killed by Order 66 and look like fools😭
198: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:45:00 ID:bWQ3QL/Ru
>>16
In a peaceful world, the Jedi became a weak group. They look lame in the footage.
In a peaceful world, the Jedi became a weak group. They look lame in the footage.
19: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:55:01 ID:yddon6QQa
Seriously, watch the final season of The Clone Wars. Episode 3 becomes really sad.
22: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:56:01 ID:dkLn0PvuN
>>19
I watched it. The Ahsoka vs. Darth Maul fight is great. I love the whole sequence.
I watched it. The Ahsoka vs. Darth Maul fight is great. I love the whole sequence.
24: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:56:42 ID:z85wFEoMM
Hardcore fans apparently can't forgive the design of Vader's mask in Episode 3.
39: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:01:03 ID:dkLn0PvuN
>>24
Why is that?
Why is that?
70: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:10:47 ID:z85wFEoMM
>>39
Apparently, it's because the design is symmetrical, unlike the original trilogy. The old one was intentionally asymmetrical to give it more expression.
Apparently, it's because the design is symmetrical, unlike the original trilogy. The old one was intentionally asymmetrical to give it more expression.
84: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:13:09 ID:dkLn0PvuN
>>70
Oh, really? That's the first time I've heard that.
Oh, really? That's the first time I've heard that.
101: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:16:58 ID:7v1IuBNvE
>>70
To keep the continuity, Ahsoka breaks half of Vader's mask in Rebels.
To keep the continuity, Ahsoka breaks half of Vader's mask in Rebels.
77: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:11:49 ID:iKQFBUHD8
>>24
Honestly, the mask in Episode 3 looks like a cheap toy.
Honestly, the mask in Episode 3 looks like a cheap toy.
29: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:57:54 ID:yddon6QQa
Since Disney took over, just watch the stuff by Filoni.
32: anonymous 2024/05/21 06:59:24 ID:jTxcOnSHv
The Clone Wars is seriously a great series. It's the most informative about what happened between Episodes 2 and 3.
48: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:04:54 ID:4Eb5uYjG3
>>32
It was refreshing to see the Jedi Masters, who were treated as background characters in the main movies, being portrayed as interesting.
It was refreshing to see the Jedi Masters, who were treated as background characters in the main movies, being portrayed as interesting.
54: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:06:43 ID:dkLn0PvuN
>>48
Like Kit Fisto and Plo Koon. Filoni really loves Plo Koon.
Like Kit Fisto and Plo Koon. Filoni really loves Plo Koon.
55: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:07:39 ID:7JCNE82rc
>>32
Sometimes they even team up with Count Dooku. After watching that, my impression of the scene where Anakin decapitates Dooku in Episode 3 changed.
Sometimes they even team up with Count Dooku. After watching that, my impression of the scene where Anakin decapitates Dooku in Episode 3 changed.
45: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:03:08 ID:oTlF3sP5S
I'm super excited for The Acolyte.
46: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:03:24 ID:dkLn0PvuN
Episode 2 is often criticized for being melodramatic, but the battles are all great.
71: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:10:50 ID:7JCNE82rc
>>46
It's my favorite. It's the first time we see Yoda and the Jedi Council members, who were just sitting around in Episode 1, actually draw their lightsabers.
It's my favorite. It's the first time we see Yoda and the Jedi Council members, who were just sitting around in Episode 1, actually draw their lightsabers.
88: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:13:53 ID:dkLn0PvuN
>>71
I liked it too, but when I rewatched the whole thing, it did feel a bit overdone.
I liked it too, but when I rewatched the whole thing, it did feel a bit overdone.
57: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:08:27 ID:cFkrF1yGQ
Top three Clone Wars episodes:
Captured Dooku, Obi-Wan, and Anakin
Palpatine gets abused
Mace and Jar Jar
Captured Dooku, Obi-Wan, and Anakin
Palpatine gets abused
Mace and Jar Jar
67: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:10:18 ID:H4XPIgujr
>>57
What about the Ahsoka trial episode?
What about the Ahsoka trial episode?
85: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:13:14 ID:Km.uYoHq/
>>67
That one's good too. I love how Anakin loses it and attacks the Padawan who was the culprit. The Skywalker family's tradition of losing their temper and slashing is cool.
That one's good too. I love how Anakin loses it and attacks the Padawan who was the culprit. The Skywalker family's tradition of losing their temper and slashing is cool.
94: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:15:13 ID:cFkrF1yGQ
>>67
Sorry, but everyone except Plo Koon is so useless that it makes me angry, so it's a no-go.
Sorry, but everyone except Plo Koon is so useless that it makes me angry, so it's a no-go.
92: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:14:43 ID:cFkrF1yGQ
>>57
I vaguely remember, but it's the one where Palpatine gets captured by the Separatists and is treated roughly. In the end, he kills everyone.
I vaguely remember, but it's the one where Palpatine gets captured by the Separatists and is treated roughly. In the end, he kills everyone.
97: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:15:47 ID:7JCNE82rc
>>57
The droid squad episode.
The battle of Mon Cala.
I like those.
The droid squad episode.
The battle of Mon Cala.
I like those.
205: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:49:18 ID:o1tjlJB9B
>>57
I like the episode where Order 66 almost gets exposed.
I like the episode where Order 66 almost gets exposed.
207: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:50:45 ID:cFkrF1yGQ
>>205
Palpatine is such a hard worker.
Palpatine is such a hard worker.
65: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:09:34 ID:kit1ZdwDs
The Clone Wars has too many episodes...
74: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:11:22 ID:Q09e93kMX
I don't get why the prequels were so heavily criticized back in the day.
81: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:12:11 ID:tS/QwxKGF
>>74
Jar Jar was hated to death, and the mech designs and stuff.
Jar Jar was hated to death, and the mech designs and stuff.
93: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:14:46 ID:kit1ZdwDs
>>74
Too much political talk and complicated stuff.
The cheap sci-fi feel was good, but the setting got too grand.
Jar Jar is annoying.
People wanted a story about exploring the galaxy.
Everything except the battles is boring.
These are the main reasons.
Too much political talk and complicated stuff.
The cheap sci-fi feel was good, but the setting got too grand.
Jar Jar is annoying.
People wanted a story about exploring the galaxy.
Everything except the battles is boring.
These are the main reasons.
89: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:14:03 ID:H4XPIgujr
I'm really looking forward to the final part of the Jedi series trilogy. Survivor was great both as a game and in terms of story.
91: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:14:39 ID:oTlF3sP5S
>>89
I'm also looking forward to Outlaws. But it's UBI, so who knows what will happen.
I'm also looking forward to Outlaws. But it's UBI, so who knows what will happen.
100: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:16:52 ID:j8OiBZUvA
The whole point of SW 1-6 was Anakin bringing balance to the Force, but then they suddenly brought Palpatine back in 7 onwards. It's beyond terrible.
120: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:21:50 ID:KrVV118p3
The prequels were considered mediocre, so 7, 8, and 9 will probably be appreciated in time.
121: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:22:31 ID:dkLn0PvuN
>>120
There's no way to defend those. I was in despair when Leia did that spacewalk.
There's no way to defend those. I was in despair when Leia did that spacewalk.
127: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:23:28 ID:buK20q4cI
>>120
That's absolutely impossible. The prequels had a core, but the sequels don't have anything like that.
That's absolutely impossible. The prequels had a core, but the sequels don't have anything like that.
138: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:25:52 ID:7JCNE82rc
>>120
Episode 7 did well.
I don't like Episode 9 because it's too dark overall, but the final space fleet gathering was worth it.
Episode 8 is just impossible. It's not Star Wars.
Episode 7 did well.
I don't like Episode 9 because it's too dark overall, but the final space fleet gathering was worth it.
Episode 8 is just impossible. It's not Star Wars.
148: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:27:35 ID:buK20q4cI
>>139
The entire sequel trilogy is trash. Episode 7 is extremely under-explained and just a rehash of the old ones.
The entire sequel trilogy is trash. Episode 7 is extremely under-explained and just a rehash of the old ones.
146: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:27:29 ID:7v1IuBNvE
>>120
Comparing the well-constructed prequel trilogy to the relay novel-like sequels is a no-go.
Comparing the well-constructed prequel trilogy to the relay novel-like sequels is a no-go.
130: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:24:02 ID:BjCTUXgSF
Watching The Clone Wars, it's funny how the Sith are also pretty sloppy. But the Jedi are even more incompetent.
134: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:24:35 ID:tS/QwxKGF
>>130
The Sith are basically a bunch that always end up wiping each other out.
The Sith are basically a bunch that always end up wiping each other out.
136: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:24:49 ID:dkLn0PvuN
>>130
Even Yoda ignored the fact that Dooku was involved in the creation of the clones.
Even Yoda ignored the fact that Dooku was involved in the creation of the clones.
170: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:33:54 ID:Km.uYoHq/
I watched Episode 8 on opening day, and the atmosphere in the theater afterward was heavy. It was like, "Wait, was that a bad movie? No way, it's Star Wars, but... was it really bad?" My brain was glitching, and everyone else seemed to feel the same.
179: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:36:37 ID:YWTMkvRNR
>>170
For me, it was a unique experience to watch a historically terrible movie on opening day. I was kind of moved by it in a way.
Except for a few scenes, everything from the acting to the set design and story plot was so bad and contrarian that it was almost impressive.
For me, it was a unique experience to watch a historically terrible movie on opening day. I was kind of moved by it in a way.
Except for a few scenes, everything from the acting to the set design and story plot was so bad and contrarian that it was almost impressive.
186: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:40:33 ID:cFkrF1yGQ
>>170
Episode 8 was bad, but the "mouth of the dead has opened" in Episode 9 was the worst.
Episode 8 was bad, but the "mouth of the dead has opened" in Episode 9 was the worst.
182: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:38:46 ID:H4XPIgujr
Honestly, this guy has made it hard to say that the drama series are good.
184: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:40:07 ID:NHbKIKcwY
>>182
But Lucas praised Obi-Wan.
But Lucas praised Obi-Wan.
187: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:40:40 ID:Rwgzc76YC
There's one incompetent member in the Jedi Council.
201: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:45:43 ID:cFkrF1yGQ
>>187
Plo Koon's personal army, as usual.
Plo Koon's personal army, as usual.
210: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:51:44 ID:4Eb5uYjG3
>>187
Yoda, Ki-Adi-Mundi, and Mace are enough to make up for it.
Yoda, Ki-Adi-Mundi, and Mace are enough to make up for it.
189: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:41:35 ID:/YZW3/Gvi
Honestly, if it weren't for Episode 8, the sequels would just be regarded as failed sequels.
195: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:44:22 ID:buK20q4cI
When Rian was asked in an interview about the lack of explanation between Episodes 6 and 7, he said, "Episode 4 didn't explain much about the gap between 3 and 4 either." That's when I gave up on the sequels.
203: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:47:00 ID:Rwgzc76YC
>>195
The fact that the First Order grew to surpass the Empire in strength is just ridiculous.
The fact that the First Order grew to surpass the Empire in strength is just ridiculous.
196: anonymous 2024/05/21 07:44:34 ID:o1tjlJB9B
Obi-Wan was really at his peak during this time.
243: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:01:38 ID:qadvxDD3Z
But everyone was thrilled when Kylo Ren first appeared in Episode 7, right?
245: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:02:16 ID:7PvyCZPcd
>>243
I was thrilled when he stopped the blaster bolt.
I was thrilled when he stopped the blaster bolt.
253: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:04:32 ID:Km.uYoHq/
>>245
I like that part, and I like Kylo Ren. The problem is there's nothing else to praise about the sequels.
I like that part, and I like Kylo Ren. The problem is there's nothing else to praise about the sequels.
259: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:06:15 ID:7PvyCZPcd
>>253
Adam Driver is a good actor. He was great in BlackKklansman too.
Adam Driver is a good actor. He was great in BlackKklansman too.
276: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:09:45 ID:Km.uYoHq/
>>259
That was really the only good part. His inner conflict and struggle between the light and dark sides were well done, and even in the terrible fight scene where he kills Snoke, he was the only one moving decently.
That was really the only good part. His inner conflict and struggle between the light and dark sides were well done, and even in the terrible fight scene where he kills Snoke, he was the only one moving decently.
249: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:03:43 ID:OTniPm2wf
People who defend Episode 7 are the reason Episodes 8 and 9 happened.
257: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:05:20 ID:OaMiWBOFs
What happened to the boy at the end of Episode 8?
292: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:14:04 ID:SmhWgE3bB
But isn't Ahsoka supposed to be good? I haven't seen it yet.
308: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:18:35 ID:EKii9iZ1j
>>292
Ahsoka is good if you've watched the CG animated Clone Wars and Rebels. If you haven't, it won't be as impactful.
Ahsoka is good if you've watched the CG animated Clone Wars and Rebels. If you haven't, it won't be as impactful.
294: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:15:12 ID:8SJi40MqD
It always ends up being complaints about Episodes 7, 8, and 9. Lol
313: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:19:51 ID:znp/TVssF
>>294
In that sense, they were the ones to bring balance to Star Wars.
In that sense, they were the ones to bring balance to Star Wars.
296: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:15:44 ID:65CYKm7my
Rey must have a special background, right? → Nope, she's just a regular person.
This guy in the white suit must be the hacker, right? → Nope, he doesn't appear again.
This traitor hacker must come back in the sequel, right? → Nope, he's gone.
Phasma must have a grudge against Finn, right? → Nope, she dies easily.
Snoke must be the final boss, right? → Nope, he dies easily.
Doing this kind of contrarian stuff makes it impossible to maintain consistency.
This guy in the white suit must be the hacker, right? → Nope, he doesn't appear again.
This traitor hacker must come back in the sequel, right? → Nope, he's gone.
Phasma must have a grudge against Finn, right? → Nope, she dies easily.
Snoke must be the final boss, right? → Nope, he dies easily.
Doing this kind of contrarian stuff makes it impossible to maintain consistency.
316: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:20:42 ID:hTNBM2ykE
From the ending of Episode 7, they could have made it interesting in so many ways. Episode 8 is the real culprit.
377: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:39:30 ID:J13PEuRVL
Clearly, Episodes 4, 5, and 6 are masterpieces.
381: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:40:26 ID:E2ozW6jw/
Yoda is really responsible for letting Anakin go after just giving him some vague advice when he came for mental health help.
409: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:47:10 ID:Km.uYoHq/
>>381
After that, Palpatine starts whispering all sorts of things to Anakin, and Obi-Wan and Yoda are sent far away. It's part of the story, but the difference in competence between Palpatine and the others is stark.
After that, Palpatine starts whispering all sorts of things to Anakin, and Obi-Wan and Yoda are sent far away. It's part of the story, but the difference in competence between Palpatine and the others is stark.
421: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:51:04 ID:z7QbIW/5D
>>409
When I rewatched it, I felt like Palpatine was so well-prepared that there was no chance of winning. Everything was in the palm of his hand.
When I rewatched it, I felt like Palpatine was so well-prepared that there was no chance of winning. Everything was in the palm of his hand.
423: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:52:17 ID:cabSxAyVb
>>421
You wouldn't normally think someone who went through Sith assassination training would become a senator from a peaceful place like Naboo and then even rise to be the Senate's Chancellor.
You wouldn't normally think someone who went through Sith assassination training would become a senator from a peaceful place like Naboo and then even rise to be the Senate's Chancellor.
433: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:54:26 ID:Km.uYoHq/
>>421
Sith aren't usually cut out to be Sith, but Palpatine was so perfectly suited for it. He just loved conspiracies too much.
Sith aren't usually cut out to be Sith, but Palpatine was so perfectly suited for it. He just loved conspiracies too much.
438: anonymous 2024/05/21 08:55:56 ID:NkaBqPWrv
Palpatine's child being such an important latecomer to the story.
494: anonymous 2024/05/21 09:24:38 ID:9swdHToTN
Episodes 1, 2, and 3 are entertaining enough with just the battles, but 7, 8, and 9 don't even have that going for them.
507: anonymous 2024/05/21 09:35:34 ID:NfkMqXtV.
7 was super fun, but 8 is crap? Should I not watch it?
510: anonymous 2024/05/21 09:36:44 ID:EKii9iZ1j
>>507
You can skip 8 and still watch 9 without any problem (not saying 9 is good though).
You can skip 8 and still watch 9 without any problem (not saying 9 is good though).
535: anonymous 2024/05/21 09:50:26 ID:9Llom3gB0
>>507
You'd be better off staring at a wall and meditating.
You'd be better off staring at a wall and meditating.
546: anonymous 2024/05/21 09:54:15 ID:YWTMkvRNR
>>507
It's so legendarily bad that even though it might make you angry, you can spend as much time talking with fans about how bad it is as you would watching the other eight movies. Definitely watch it.
It's so legendarily bad that even though it might make you angry, you can spend as much time talking with fans about how bad it is as you would watching the other eight movies. Definitely watch it.
547: anonymous 2024/05/21 09:55:33 ID:ZEDAatSjK
>>507
Disney basically established the trend of making crappy fan fiction after snatching the rights. In that sense, it's a landmark.
Disney basically established the trend of making crappy fan fiction after snatching the rights. In that sense, it's a landmark.
539: anonymous 2024/05/21 09:52:01 ID:gQ83waTK9
The next one is supposed to have Rey as the protagonist again, right? The fact that she’s rebuilding the Jedi Order after Luke’s was destroyed just kills my enthusiasm.
548: anonymous 2024/05/21 09:56:25 ID:z7QbIW/5D
>>539
I think they’re making other movies set in different eras too.
They're supposed to be making a movie set way before Yoda was born.
I think they’re making other movies set in different eras too.
They're supposed to be making a movie set way before Yoda was born.