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Humans: "If you eat a human brain, you'll die" ← Isn't this low-key scary?

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Humans: "If you eat a human brain, you'll die" ← Isn't this low-key scary?
1: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:04:04 ID:/VgMkQni0
どんな味するんやろ
3: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:04:26 ID:OvOw5zhE0
It was like shirako
4: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:04:40 ID:gYplYDWj0
If you season it properly, it’s tasty

The World’s Strangest Diseases
6: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:05:02 ID:0ETWFiNH0
Hin-na Hin-na
7: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:05:18 ID:cW/8vzzCd
Do you know crab miso? 😅
85: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:32:56 ID:hV2T5+TW
>>7
It's not brain miso, lol
8: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:05:19 ID:qmTOV0gu0
Dr. Lecter ate it
9: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:05:26 ID:uKcxNWdq0
Basically, you won’t die
Only if you get prions, then you’re 100% dead
11: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:05:36 ID:NLCtKtG5d
Is it Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?
13: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:06:44 ID:XUzNT7TS0
That’s what you call brain dead
16: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:07:56 ID:o7MynHE7M
Wait,
Not the one who got eaten, but the one who eats dies?
23: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:09:36 ID:bhvJph4wM
>>16
That’s right
Something about prions
I think it’s a disease common among cannibal tribes
24: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:10:22 ID:pgedigDV0
>>23
It’s prions
19: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:08:50 ID:8G0jhq2qd
Theoretically, if you cook it thoroughly, it should be fine
21: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:08:54 ID:k+6Sh3xT0
Was it Return of the Living Dead?
They used to show it a lot on TV
22: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:09:05 ID:pgedigDV0
30: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:11:45 ID:bwUjAcjn0
Is it a mechanism to prevent cannibalism?
31: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:12:17 ID:hkqC9EGi0
I guess it’s designed so we can’t do cannibalism
34: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:13:01 ID:aIXpQJ1n0
Is Kuru disease something different? Is it region-specific?
37: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:14:56 ID:wDUKMVkT0
>>34
Prion disease is the general term
For humans, it’s Kuru disease, for cows, it’s mad cow disease
40: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:15:18 ID:LtjqzCUxa
There was an X-Files episode where an immortal cannibal tribe all got sick and died
42: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:15:53 ID:l4eE+gYq0
Isn’t it too risky for a species to not be able to do cannibalism?
Humans can manage, but wild animals might starve to extinction
45: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:17:30 ID:z94IvYnV0
>>42
It takes years to manifest, so it’s enough for generational turnover
Not sure about cultural inheritance
51: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:19:25 ID:0c4+FuCA0
>>45
That Kuru disease tribe also starts getting it in their 40s, which is about the natural lifespan in the wild, so it should be fine
60: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:22:09 ID:FLaF0Owqa
>>42
There are actually a lot of species that practice cannibalism
Crabs are like, “Ugh, parenting is tiring, let’s eat the babies, nom nom”
55: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:20:24 ID:GC4U6fQHa
Even if humans could be eaten, the tastiest ones would be the young and healthy, so it’s not cost-effective
57: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:21:05 ID:qt7Sx1Y20
Actual brains aren’t as soft as you imagine
They’re like boiled egg whites
61: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:22:11 ID:bhvJph4wM
>>57
Well, if they were too mushy, headbanging would turn them into sauce
67: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:24:25 ID:yrlwgYlr0
>>57
That’s still pretty soft
Feels like they’d tear apart with a sneeze
65: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:23:25 ID:wP1wDFKM0
Prions have the properties of a fantasy evil substance
Abnormal proteins that, once ingested or inhaled, cause normal proteins to mutate in a chain reaction, turning the brain into a sponge and killing you in a few months
Irreversible changes with no cure, death guaranteed
69: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:25:09 ID:Wza6wwUV0
The incident where everyone went crazy at the pig slaughterhouse is truly scary
74: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:26:41 ID:xNeuDRLoa
>>69
Tell me more, you pig
78: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:30:19 ID:Wza6wwUV0
95: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:34:09 ID:NcOjKpHca
>>78
Thanks, you pig
100: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:36:08 ID:QJc3T3Eb0
Well, prions are proteins, not bacteria or viruses, so the immune system doesn’t activate, leaving you to wait for death
126: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:44:57 ID:TQAOpk2ed
What if they’re lying to prevent cannibalism, and eating brains actually transfers abilities?
133: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:46:31 ID:vzWqg/V2a
>>126
Getting your mind taken over sounds scarier
132: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:46:14 ID:ZAjt05J1a
If it’s protein, can’t you just cook it?
139: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:47:36 ID:QJc3T3Eb0
>>132
Prions are tough, so heat treatment doesn’t work
146: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:50:19 ID:OJ05Joyhp
You can get infected by prions from other species if you’re unlucky
It’s hereditary too
It can even spontaneously occur in your own body
No countermeasures
147: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:50:34 ID:hCOU46YtM
There’s still a lot unknown about prions
Lots of Nobel Prize-worthy stuff waiting to be discovered
151: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:52:44 ID:z94IvYnV0
>>147
There are still people who don’t think it’s a pathogen
158: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:56:19 ID:Yuzfyu5n0
>>151
Then what are prions?
159: anonymous 2022/06/16 15:57:56 ID:mh/ozS9+a
>>158
They’re abnormal protein variants
166: anonymous 2022/06/16 16:00:35 ID:NQyVkfXMM
Brains have souls in them
When you eat them, they mix with yours
If you can’t overcome it, you get dementia or die
171: anonymous 2022/06/16 16:02:26 ID:sm9iM4jYr
It’s weird that humans can live with something so dangerous in their brains
Reference : 2ch.sc

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