How do you evenly cut a shortcake for three people?

This is too difficult.

Dividing a shortcake into 3 parts is too little...

>>2
We have to because we're worried about calories.

>>2
Do you seriously think a cut cake is still called a shortcake?

>>10
Huh?

>>10
Explain the difference between a whole cake and a shortcake.

Just cut it into 12 pieces and each person eats 4 pieces?

Mercedes-Benz

Cut it into three equal parts along the red line.

>>5
Don't rewind the manufacturing process.

>>5
That's cheating.

Go with a Battle Royale method.

It's generally divided into the top, middle, and bottom layers.

One person directs how to cut.
Another person cuts as directed.
The remaining person chooses first, then the cutter, and lastly the director.

>>8
We're talking about cleanly dividing it into 3 parts, not some riddle.

Cut it into four pieces, then keep dividing the leftover piece into four.

>>9
Scary.

Blend it and divide it into three cups.

Write "equal" on all of them with a chocolate pen.

Mash it up and eat it with forks together.

Just buy 2 more.

First, cut to the center.
Next, from the center...


Ugh, explaining is such a pain.

There was a similar story in "Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei."

LOL at thinking a cut cake is still a shortcake.

1st layer, 2nd layer, 3rd layer.

Cut it into four pieces and decide who gets the extra piece by playing a game or something. It'll be fun.

If there's a strawberry on it, that's one person's share, got it?
Don't mess it up.

If you're overthinking it, just draw lines with a protractor on cooking paper and cut along those lines.

Just play rock-paper-scissors and take turns cutting.

Blend it with milk in a mixer and pour it evenly into glasses.