Luffy: "Sanji, sorry but could you start wearing cooking gloves from now on?"

Luffy: "The world has come to that, you know."

Luffy: "Me? I don't need to wear them. Because I'm rubber!"

Don't forget the mask.

Luffy: "What kind of meat is this?"

Chopper should be banned from the kitchen too. It's not good for food hygiene. Worst case, we'll get shut down.

Luffy: "Can you stop smoking?"

Zoro: "What happened to the code?"

Sanji would never say that.

Luffy: "Cooking is women's work, right?"

He probably carries hand sanitizer.

Stew is great. You can get all the nutrients without waste.

But you can get both water-soluble and fat-soluble vitamins, so >>12 is totally right. Oda should rethink what he's doing.

As a cook, I hate weird stuff.

This is hilarious.

Luffy: "Zoro, can you stop touching everything with those saliva-covered swords?"

Can we keep the pets outside during meals?

Luffy: "I can't eat sushi made by women."

Luffy: "Robin, you're using too much alcohol on the hands you grow."

Luffy: "Zoro, wear a mask."

Sanji made Eiichiro into stew and fed it to Usopp.

>>20
Was that real...?

Luffy: "Guys!!! Let's set sail!!!"

Word-policing Zoro: "'Guys'... hey Luffy!!! Why 'guys'!!! Are you saying there's no room for those who identify as female on this pirate ship!!!"

Luffy: "No...! That's not what I meant. It's just a common phrase."

Nitpicking Sanji: "Who decided that 'common phrase'? Stop imposing your stereotypical pirate image on us! Looks like I followed a real idiot captain."

>>21
You told Eneru "She's a woman"!

We've always had jokes like this.

Luffy: "Robin, can you stop growing hands everywhere and touching things?"

Luffy: "Chopper, for hygiene reasons, you need to leave the ship."

Zoro the Black Hunter

Luffy: "Hey, let's stop with the animals."

Luffy: "Doesn't it smell fishy?"

Luffy: "Jinbe, can you do something about that slimy skin before coming into the cabin?"

Gross-footed Sanji: "Feet aren't food."

Luffy: "Let's make the next member gay."

Zoro: "That's inedible. Make me a new rice ball."

If you're a pirate hunter, start with the captain.

>>37
What the hell are you? I'll eat you.

Smoking in the kitchen is out of the question.

Luffy: "Brook, you're slipping."

>>41
I quite like this one.

Non Non Tei's ramen is the best.

I don't want a captain like this.

For tax purposes, pets aren't considered crew.

You idiot!! Usopp isn't meant to be eaten raw!!

This thread is worth summarizing.

Luffy: "Zoro, putting a sword in your mouth is dirty."


492024/05/28(火) 00:33:18.181 ID:tnOy+wsW0.net
Is this a call center?

Luffy: "Are you planning to serve me food made while smoking?"