"I Made a Lineup of Things My Useless Self Was Told by My Female Boss"

1st third: Honestly, I can't stand you as a man or a colleague.
2nd shortstop: Why are you always making weird faces?
3rd first: Do you even take baths?
4th right: Please quit your job, I don't want to work with you anymore.
5th center: Why am I the one who has to train you?
6th second: Shut up!
7th pitcher: Even the creepy manager is better than you.
8th left: Please just sit there and do nothing.
9th catcher: You'll die alone like that, you know?

Is she pretty?

>>3
Well, yeah, she's pretty.

What's the female boss's age?

>>4
29 years old, supervisor.

Go take a bath.

>>6
I take one every day though.

You actually take baths? lol

Don't make weird faces at work.

>>9
I don't, and I've never messed around at work even once.

>>1
Sounds like a reward to me.

>>18
Why?

>>23
If she's pretty, it's fine, right?

>>24
No matter who it is, abuse is abuse.

Lately, she only gives work to the handsome colleague and ignores me all the time.

>>19
Why do you look like Anpanman?

>>27
Apparently, I always have a duck face.

Maybe it's one of those things where she's mean to the guy she likes.

If the genders were reversed, this would be a clear case of power harassment and sexual harassment.

Also, it pisses me off that she evaluates me based on how I am as a potential romantic partner. I've never looked at her that way.

It's hilarious that she asked if you take baths. If this is real, you should record it and take it to the labor board.

Number 3 is harsh.

Manager: Did you sexually harass Supervisor ○○?

Even if I take a morning bath, the crowded train ride to work makes it pointless. Is this my fault?

When she told me to quit my job just by looking at my face, I was really about to cry.

Whenever I talk to her, she always sighs.

In my line of work, I see a lot of workplaces, and female bosses are really harsh on incompetent men. That's why women can't be managers.

>>50
I think their evaluation criteria unconsciously include "how they are as a romantic partner." From the first time we met, she looked like the world was ending.

Why don't you just do your job properly?

>>51
I do my job properly. I'm just incompetent.

>>55
Tell us about your incompetent episodes.

Supervisor: This is how you do it, got it?
Me: Got it!
Supervisor: Then try doing it.
Me: ...?

>>68
You said you got it, right? Why can't you do it?

That's a terrible boss. Can't you do something about it?

When I was late because my suit was hard to put on due to being fat and I explained the reason, she yelled "Shut up!" at me with a furious expression.

>>57
So you are fat.

>>57
Being late because you're fat is hilarious. First, lose weight...

So you're fat.

>>63
164 cm, 89 kg.

>>70
Obesity (Level 2), ideal weight 59.17 kg, +29.83 kg, BMI 33.09.

Since she became my trainer, she started using her paid leave more often. Does she really hate being with me that much?

>>64
A smelly fat guy is tough to deal with.

Late because you're too fat to put on a suit. Jeez.

I can understand why she wants you to do nothing.

I wanted to gain muscle, so I ate a lot and planned to train, but I was just satisfied with the delicious food and only increased my food intake. That's why I got fat.

>>73
It's okay to be fat.

I just want to quit...

You probably really smell bad.

The simple "shut up" made me laugh.