[Fight] I'm a Housewife and I Want a Little Revenge on My Husband

For now, I won't make dinner.
What else would be annoying?

Not being at home.

>>2
I have kids.
I really want to, though.

Getting hit with a metal bat would suck.

>>4
Something within the law, please.

Cheating.

>>4
Something within the law, please.

Ripping his underwear in front of him.

Don't throw away his important stuff.
That's no joke.
Do you want a divorce?

>>6
Maybe the car?
Can't throw that away, lol.
Not planning on a divorce.

Choke sleeper.

Give him this lunchbox.

>>9
Wanna try that!
But my husband doesn't need a lunchbox.

>>9
Cockroach, lol.

Call him without honorifics or just "you."

Living separately in the same house.

>>13
That might be hard suddenly.
Full-on ignoring, right?

Don't mess with his stuff.

>>16
Never have.
But he broke the dining chair once.

Not refilling toilet paper.

Pretend to get into a weird religion.

It's gotta be food.
Like giving him bell peppers for a week.

Max out his credit card.
But don't spend the cash.

>>27
I manage all the money, so that wouldn't work.

Not flushing the toilet was kinda effective, though it was probably accidental.

>>28
I want to stay a decent human being.

>>57
A decent human being wouldn't think about revenge.

>>65
I have kids, so I can't do anything major.
But I can't calm down.
This happens in marriage, right?

What did your husband do to you in the first place?

>>30
This.

I'm a housewife and my husband ate the fried chicken I made for lunch.

>>67
Give me back the time I seriously spent thinking about this, you ks.

>>67
So petty, lol.
Are you stupid? Just go away. Dismissed.

>>67
Forgive him and make it again. That's what love is.

>>71
I've been making meals every day, every single day.
Especially with the new virus, it's been tough.
I'm at my breaking point.

>>88
He probably feels the same way.

If your husband wears glasses, smudge them with fingerprints.
If not, then I don't know.

A mom plotting revenge on her husband on 5ch.
That's a sad home for the kids.

>>48
I don't show it in front of the kids!
I'm mad because he ate the lunch I made for them.
They don't like frozen food, so I made it the day before.

It's simple, just show him this thread. If I were him, I'd be terrified.

If you're cooking, make it super bland.

That's about it for annoying things.
If you make it too salty, it'll harm his health long term, which is bad for the family.
Bland or flavorless food is a big hit.
It requires some resolve on your part, though.

>>73
Or make it super salty.

>>73
I don't want to cook for him anymore.

>>89
How about this: "I don't want to spend money for the family anymore."

Marriage is about give and take.

>>90
True.
But does spending money mean anything goes?
If he doesn't give, I can't give.

>>93
What are you talking about over a piece of fried chicken?
Your husband is unfortunate to have a selfish wife like you.

>>94
He knew it was for the lunchbox.
He's never made or washed a lunchbox.

>>99
Are you okay with everything being about lunchboxes?
Money is more important.

>>101
My husband told me to stay home.
I wanted to work if he would share house chores.

>>99
You won't survive if you can't forgive with a smile.
Throw the fried chicken at him and make up.

Give him fried chicken every day.