My Sister is Talking Crazy

When I was 19, my sister graduated from college, got a job, and moved out.
But within a year, she was back home.

According to her, the company was trash, her colleagues were trash, and her boss was trash.
She kept repeating that she wasn't at fault every day.
When I asked her what she was going to do, she freaked out, saying, "I don't know" and "Don't press me."

In the end, she settled back at home and stopped working.
I thought she was going to become a NEET, but then―――

──────Bankai

My sister had a boyfriend since her student days,
and he had settled well into his job.
Relying on him, who earned a bit more than the average salary, she moved out again.

On the moving day, my mom scolded her, saying, "Think more about your future."
My dad encouraged her, saying, "Take care of him, and if you get married, make sure to introduce him properly."
I encouraged her by saying, "Die."

Four months later, she came back again―――

I can't help but laugh at the dashes ending everything

It seems kinda real and interesting, so don't add too much fiction

According to my sister, "He was trash too."
Even when I asked for details, she was incoherent and I couldn't understand a thing.
All I got was that he got close to a senior at work and my sister became a nuisance.

She poured out her grievances, full of a victim mentality,
but I bet she was just kicked out for not working, not doing house chores, and being selfish.

She locked herself in her room, screamed weirdly every night, and spread a foul odor without bathing.
I was commuting from home to work at the time, and she would complain to me every morning, so I constantly advised her to die.

One day, after this had been going on for a while―――

The moment you see those dashes, you know it's over-dramatized and fictional.
Also, watch out for phrases like "face turned pale," which are only used in fiction.

Decorative guy LOL

Everyone's side comments are making me laugh wwwww

My sister started dating again.
Despite knowing her true nature, she was still somewhat average-looking and had an okay body.
She would talk endlessly at the dinner table about registering on dating apps and consulting marriage agencies.

My parents supported her with awkward smiles.
She couldn't even make a proper omelet but declared, "Women should stay at home."
I kept telling her she should just die.

Maybe her embellished profile and her best photo worked,
because she matched with a few guys and went on dates with enthusiasm.

Just as I was preparing to move out and live alone,
it happened―――

─────I woke up

─────Do you desire power?

─────Did I give too much power?

My sister started dating two men at the same time.
One was a chubby middle-aged guy, looking like a worse version of Horie.
The other was skinny but had a shaved head. Not sure if he was hiding baldness, but he was bald.

Showing us their photos, my sister said they were passionate, attractive older men.
This girl, who used to fangirl over Johnny's idols, was now calling them attractive older men.
Clearly, it was all about the "conditions."

My parents were uneasy. I didn't care.
As my move-out date approached, my sister brought the bald guy home―――

That's rough

The bald guy was polite. He took off his hat when we first met and bowed deeply, showing the back of his head.
He was 46 years old, worked at a real estate company, had a divorce history, and was bald.

He said, "I'm seriously dating your daughter." His words and expression were sincere.
If my smug sister wasn't next to him, it might have looked like a nice picture.
That night, we hosted him and listened to his story―――

Is she already crazy or is it yet to come?

You guys are laughing, but this is a serious issue

>>37
I feel you. The sister born into a psycho family is really unfortunate.

1's writing is too comical, can't help it

The bald guy had a daughter. He lost custody to his ex-wife.
It was clear that my sister wouldn't have chosen him if he had a child.
My parents asked questions he probably didn't want to answer.

"What's your annual income?" "What's your net worth?" "Do you have any debt?" "What do you like about our daughter?" "She can't even do housework, you know?"

My parents aren't exactly considerate people.
But it seemed like they were more concerned about the polite bald guy than their own daughter.
Sensing their thoughts, I summarized their questions.

"Are you really okay with marrying someone like her?"

My sister glared at us the whole time―――

The bald guy put down his chopsticks and answered seriously,
"Yes, I am dating her with the intention of marrying her. I understand both her good and bad sides."

For a moment, he looked like an attractive older man to me.
He wasn't just after a young woman's looks; he seriously talked about their future.
When he said he didn't mind living together, my sister's face twisted, and I noticed.

After dinner, the bald guy left.
My parents had a good impression of him now, and my sister had a creepy grin.
I didn't care since I was moving out soon.

Seven months after I moved out,
I got a call about my sister's wedding―――

Stop with the dashes LOL

Even though she was born first, she's still my sister.
I took a day off to attend her wedding.

It was grand. The brother-in-law was actually rich.
He wasn't bald from overworking; his family was wealthy.
If we compare family status to power levels, it was like Krillin marrying Android 18. Naturally, my sister was Krillin.

The over-exaggerated wedding video showed their story.
My sister faced hardships at work and met her husband when she was in despair.
The video made it sound like fate, saying he met my sister after divorcing his wife and being in despair.

I desperately held back my snot―――

After the wedding, while my dad cried his eyes out, my mom bowed to the in-laws.
I left quickly, but later received a commemorative plate with my sister and brother-in-law's faces on it. In other words, trash.

A year after that happy day, I got a call saying my sister had given birth.
I was relieved to hear it was a healthy baby boy. If it had been a girl, she might have inherited my sister's awful traits.
I was busy, so I just congratulated them.

This child would later become a big problem―――

【Sad News】Brother didn't give a birth gift

This is kinda funny

It wasn't another man's child or anything terrible like that.
It was genuinely the child of my trash sister and brother-in-law.

I later heard from my parents that my trash sister had absolutely no knowledge of childcare.
She became a housewife and had to handle cooking, laundry, cleaning, and childcare—a tough schedule she couldn't manage.
She couldn't even prepare meals for her husband every day.
Her husband suggested hiring a babysitter or housekeeper, but my sister refused, probably out of pride.

So how did she solve it? Simple, she dumped it all on my parents.
She frequently left her son at my parents' house, saying, "It's hard to manage everything."
When I went home for New Year's, my mom was taking care of the baby, but my sister wasn't there.

Thinking this was unacceptable, I contacted my brother-in-law―――

My brother-in-law was kind. In other words, he was too lenient.
"Housework and childcare are tough. I apologize for the inconvenience to my mother-in-law, but I'll make it up to her. Could you please help us out for a while?"
Having experienced childcare with his ex-wife, I had nothing more to say.
My parents cheerfully agreed, thrilled with their first grandchild.

Whether it was good or bad, I had a bad feeling.
I doubted my sister was focusing on housework while leaving her son with my parents.
She's the type who can't objectively see her own faults.

I proposed visiting my brother-in-law's house, and he welcomed me.
With a gift in hand, I headed to their huge house, but―――

I need some power soon

You can tell when someone is a lost cause at first glance.
My sister had gotten ridiculously fat since the last time I saw her.
Her clothes were at least one size larger.

On top of that, the house wasn't clean.
Dust had accumulated in the corners, and cat hair was scattered on the carpet.
Even the cat looked dirty. Clothes were piled up in the corner.
I reaffirmed my belief that she should just die.

The brother-in-law was smiling, but my sister looked thoroughly annoyed.
Her first words to me were, "Oh, you came," which made me feel disgusted.
After giving her the gift, I bluntly pointed out the situation.

"Hey, what kind of housewife are you?"

My sister snapped, her temper shorter than before.
She got angry about not doing housework, gaining weight, and neglecting her son.
My brother-in-law tried to calm her, but I had to say it or no one ever would.

She threw tissues and clothes at me, screaming for me to get out.
Words didn't reach her hysterical, trashy mind.
Genetically, humans and flies are almost identical, but my sister must be more fly-like.

I gave up, feeling sorry for my brother-in-law but wanting nothing to do with her anymore.
If she was going to leave her son with my parents, that was fine.

I threw the tissue box back at her face and left―――

Four years later, I hadn't been able to visit my parents' home due to work when I got a call.
My sister had divorced. The reason was neglecting her son.

I had suspected it since she disliked childcare.
Once her son started kindergarten, my parents handled the drop-offs and pick-ups.
Meanwhile, my sister was busy spending money and going on small trips.
At home, she barely took care of her son, doing the bare minimum.

It's no wonder the patient brother-in-law turned into a demon.
The final straw was when my sister said, "I wanted a girl," right in front of her son.
She thought she could get alimony and custody to keep getting money, but she had no chance.

Naturally, the brother-in-law got custody, and my sister was found at fault.
She got almost no money.

With no money and no home, she ended up at our parents' house.
So, what happened to my trash sister―――

My parents couldn't kick their daughter out.
They cleared the room they had prepared for their grandson for my trash sister.

She would mutter curses every night, but one day she suddenly recovered.
My trash sister had one talent: she could speak in various voices like a voice actor.
Unable to work properly, she found a surprising career. Proving that no one can predict a fool's actions.

My trash sister is now active as a virtual YouTuber (true story).


-The End-

ww That was funny

Huh, so she ended up succeeding after all

The ending made me laugh
I prefer faster-paced stories though

Even if it's fiction, it was entertaining

For some reason, the last line gave me chills

It's been a while since I've read such an interesting thread www

It's a true story....

This thread makes me mistakenly think my own trash sister is still decent...

That was a good horror story